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I am from America. This obviously means that I have a truck, and a gun, and eat hamburgers every day.

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I live in California, this obviously means i’m rich, and i live by a beach in LA. I’ve met so many famous ppl omg luls~

I live in New Jersey. This obviously means I have a Jersey accent, and shower myself with Hollister and Abercrombie.

I LIVE IN MICHIGAN, SO THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS I WANNA FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD

I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND. THIS OBVIOUSLY MEANS THAT I WEAR JANDALS, SHORTSHORTS AND SINGLETS EVERYWHERE, WALK AROUND SAYING ‘WANNA CHUP BREW’ AND FUCK SHEEP.

i thought you did do that shaz ^^

I live in Australia. This obviously means that I call everyone mate, swear a lot, have barbeques everyday and rides kangaroos to school. Kevin Rudd is a koala. js js.
I’m from Australia too, & I totally ride a kangaroo to school. =P
i know right. i mean, who doesn’t?

I’m English and think I’m better than everyone else

p.s. Bilvy you do swear a lot

ik ik. i also call everyone mate and ride kangaroos to school.

I’m Argentinian and I totally drink Mate everyday and I dance to Tango and I call everyone ‘Boludo’ and ‘Pelotudo’ and I insult a lot.

I live in Ohio, so I don’t exist, and according to Erin’s new gym teacher I’m dumb.

I live in Missouri, so natually I live on a farm and say ya’ll.

I live in Missouri, so I obviously live in a trailer and make meth.

i live in New Jersey so obviously i’m Italian, bathe in hair spray, only date men who bathe in hair gel, go to clubs constantly, and am in the mob.

I live in Singapore so obviously I’m an asian, speak Singlish awesomely well, have a thing for rich people, study like hell for the irritating government and can’t go do a lot of thing ‘till I’m 18.

I live in the Philippines, so obviously I’m not rich, I live in a small house, work my ass off to get good grades so that I could earn a lot after I graduate and I constantly complain about my country’s government.

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    I am from Australia. This obviously means that I ride kangaroos to school, worship Crocodile Dundee and defeat deadly...
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    this is wonderful.
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    I’m from Illinois. Obviously since there’s nothing but farmland in the midwest i spend all my days harvesting corn and...
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    I live in Washington, this obviously means that I see sparkling vampires on a daily basis.
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    I live in Wisconsin. Obviously, I live on a farm, drive a tractor to school and churn my own butter. OH, and I’m...
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    I’m from Massachusetts. Obviously I pronounce my “r’s” like “ah’s”. I drive bad, I hate New York, New Yorkers, Yankees,...
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    I’m from Michigan, so I totally hold my vowels and talk with a nasally accent. I’m either a hillbilly or a gangsta and...
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    I’m part-Singaporean, so that means I MUST be a nerd that can’t be independent from my mom. I’m a Malaysian, so I must...
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    I’m a Filipino. This obviously mean that I am short and lazy. Always says “sorry” and is easy to bossed around. I can...
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    I’m from Orange County, California and I obviously drive a BMW, go get pampered on a daily basis, say “like” and “oh my...
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    I am from around Detroit, Michigan. So, obviously, I know Eminem personally, there are drive-by shootings on my street...
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    I am from America. This obviously means that I have a truck, and a gun, and eat hamburgers every day. I live in...
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    I live in Kansas so I obviously go cow tipping for fun and know Dorothy personally. And we obviously still have real...
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    I live in New Jersey which obviously means I’m 100% Italian, my favorite show is The Sopranos, and my family is in the...
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    Woooo, 5 Bruneians. + me, hahaha. Hi BFFs.
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    i am from England. this obviously means i have bad teeth, am very well mannered and rather enjoy smoking a pipe in my...
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    I am from France. This obviously means I eat some baguette everyday, froggs and snails as well, I am a classy person, I...
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    I live in the Netherlands, this obviously means that I eat cheese everyday, wear clogs, love cows and that I’m very...
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    oh god I can’t stop laughing
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    I’m from Michigan so I must be unemployed.
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    I live in the Philippines. Go here and we will welcome anyone.
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    I live in Colorado…this obviously means I raise goats, in the mountains, and shoot up high schools all the time.
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    I live in Nebraska, so that must mean that I have my own cow, live in a corn field, and drive tractors to school.